Tell you about funny joke

The topic is A Small Dragon. Xiao-long: mother why did you name me Xiao-long (it means a small dragon in Chinese.)? Mother : Because when I was pregnant with you, I dreamed of a small dragon. Xiao-long: Oh! I see. . .But, but, but, if what you dreamed of was not a small dragon, it's a small pig, and then.......
The Second joke is about the fruit salesman. one day, Peter went to supermarket to buy some fruit. When he entered the store, he asked the salesman that excuse me this kind of orange how much is for one pound, and is this kind of orange sweet or not? Then the salesman laughed louder, and then he said that the fruit that I saled all of them are sweet and taste good. If the taste is not good and not sweet, all of them are free. Peter said that OK Can you give me 10 not sweet and taste not good oranges. Therefore, The salesman was .......

Am I an introvert or an extrovert?

I am an extrovert person because I like to talk with other people. Also, I like to stay with many people. When I stay with many people, I feel delight. On the other hand, I hate stay alone. If I stay alone, I will just feel sick and sad. I like to be social with other people. For instance, everytime when my elementary school classmates want to have a party, I will be the leader to connecting with everyone, and plan the party. In addition, I always like to make a new friend. As a result, my friends always said that i am international social adviser because I have a lot of friends from different country. I think that because of my personality, so I could know more people, and make more friends easier.

What is my mother's best characteristi?

My mother has a curl hair, and big eyes not like me, and she is not tall. Also, she is skinny. She is really different compared to me. Even though she is short and tinny, she has a strong power from inside of her. She has a more power in my family than my father. Before we do everything, we need to ask her for permission. For example, I want to stay one night with my friends, and I need to ask her. Even though my father accept me, I still need to get permisstion from my mommy. In addition, she also is our accounting. When we need to buy anything, we need to ask her include my father. However, she is my best friend in this world. When I have any problem, she will be my trash can to sit there listening to me for a hour, and she will give me a opinion and suggestion. Therefore, I really like her as a best friend. Moreover, I always go shopping with her. You probably think that I am really weird, right? Actually, people usually don't like to go shopping with their mom. That's because the mother has different taste with you. Nevertheless, for me my mother has a good taste, and sometime we have same taste. As a result, I like to go shopping with her, and I need her opinion. She is the best mommy in this world.

What was the best gift I have ever received?

In my 20 years old birthday, I got a gift from my specially friend. When I received this gift, I had been laughing for ten minutes. In addition, he was kind of mad because I laughed at his gift. The gift was the gift card from Bethany that is the place Asian people like to go to eat Taiwanese food. However, I never knew that Bethany has a gift card. Therefore, I think that he is really cool, and this gift is the best gift that I have ever received in my life ever though it's not a high level gift as necklace.

What do I think that love means?

Everyone has a deep emotion in their heart. It's called love. When people meet the right person in their life. At that time, tthey can feel their heart jump inside of their heart. For example, one of my best friend Sandy loves her boyfriend a lot. However, one day her boyfriend cheats on her, and then she wants to cry. However, she couldn't cry because her heart breaks too deep. As a result, she just can feel pain in her heart, and no more tears come out of her eyes. I think that this is real love. When people have love, they will get hurt one day. Also, when people can do anyting to your lover, it's mean you real love him. Because of love, people wish that they can give their lover everything. This is love's power.

Who is the most unusual person in my family?

Donny, who is the most unusual person in my family, is my little brother. He has a different personality compare to my parents and me. For example, I like to social with friends, and my personality is extrovert. Also, I usually talk a lot. However, my brother's personality is introvert, and he doesn't like to hang out with too many people. Also, he is really quiet. Do you know what kind of situation he will talk? When you ask him a question, at that time he will talk. Therefore, in other time he won't open his voice. In addition, this spring break I went back my country to see my family. Especial my brother didn't talk more than five sentences. I have no idea about that. He just too silence. Many people think that my brother and I come from different family and parents. Yeah, maybe I was adopt from my parents. They might pick me up under the bridge. Ha ha......

What do I love most about my country?

I am from Taiwan. I love the food in Taiwan. There have bunch of delicious food in every town. Most of the Town in Taiwan have the main food from each town. All of them taste great. When I eat them, I was like flying in the heaven. For example, the main food from my high school town, it called Y-Gan. The outside is tofu, and inside is rice-flour noodles. Also, it will have a spacy sauce on the top. You can chose the spacy level that what you would like it. Most of food are cheap. You can use one dollar to buy it. The Taiwanese food is delicious and cheap. That's why I love it.

What changes do I want to make in my life?

If I can change my life, I would want to become more mature during 13 to 14 years old age, for I were not mature than i was. If I were more mature at that age, I could already attend university now, but I could't. When I was that age, I was too childish as a little kids. I couldn't understand that the future is improtant for me. Therefore, I was just playing around with my friends everyday. I didn't know that studying is that important for my future. I didn't think too much about my future ever though my parents told me that I needed to study. I had never listened to them since I was that age until high school. If I were more mature at that age, I think that I could already speak English vwey well than now. Also, if I were more mature, my life would be totally different compare with now. That's why I want to change that. However, it's too late. I just can face the fact now and to fix it. Let it be better.

How do I define " a good friend" ?

People can make many friends in anywhere. However, a good friend has jst only one for each person. Why do I say that because the definition of a good friend is that he or she could help you when you meet any problem. Also, when you need to complain somthing, you can talk with her or him. She or he might be your waste bin, and when you have something interesting, you will let her or him know at first second. For example, a few years ago, I fell down in the school's restroom, my teacher took me back my apartment. After that, my good friend Sandy had been helped me to make the three meals everyday for two weeks. Also, she slept in my apartment to take care of me at first week. I was really appreciation to her. She is my only good friend so far. I think that everyone has a good friend as me. Do you have one?

What is my dreams, hopes and fears about my career?

When I was young until now, I want to be a teacher. I want to teach my student that what I have learnd so far. I want to teach them everything that I knew. However, teacher has a lot of kinds such as English teacher. Finally, I decided to be a music teacher. Actually, this is my mom's dream, but I also has a little be interesting about it. Therefore, I followed this dream. Right now, I change my mind. I want to be a language teacher. At first, I need to learn five different languages. As a result, I couldn't treavl around this world without any langurage trouble. Also, I could get a job in many different countries such as translator or language teacher. In other hand, I am afraid about time because if I want to study five different languages, I need to spend a lot of time on it. Also, I need a lot of patiences on it. Anyway, I hope that I will success one day.